Dark Comedy Followers Pillows

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

Weapon Grab.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Pastries and Candy

End the Winter Blues

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

100 best beheadings

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Fancy a pint?