Dark Comedy Admirers Pillows

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Puss in cement boots"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Pastries and Candy

End the Winter Blues

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Fancy a pint?

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"My creative writing professor suggested that I write about what I know...from my own experience!"