Dark Comedy Appreciators Pillows

''Fancy a quick pint?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Puss in cement boots"

End the Winter Blues

Pastries and Candy

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

He looks so natural lying there...

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Cheating Death.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Will you be wanting this?'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Fancy a pint?

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....