Dark Comedy Appreciators Gifts

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''Fancy a quick pint?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Puss in cement boots"

Pastries and Candy

End the Winter Blues

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Cheating Death.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Fancy a pint?

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."