Service Entry.
Dark Ages Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for something special for a Dark Ages enthusiast? Our collection of creative gifts captures the history and humor of medieval times. Whether it's for a history buff, a lover of the medieval era, or someone fascinated by the mysterious Dark Ages, you'll find items that spark curiosity and smiles. From witty prints to charming mugs, each product is designed to entertain and educate. Surprise the history lover with a gift that’s as timeless as the era they admire.
100 best beheadings
Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'
Early attempts at standardising currency.
Vincent Van Goth.
'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'
Misery lit...
Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes
How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.
Britain in 410AD
"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"
Meet the Artist
Can't you just text me..?
"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"
"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."
'You want Goya - around the corner.'
Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.
"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"
The Dancer's Reward - Salome grasping the head of the Baptist
Kirk Douglas
The mausoleum at Chesney Wold
Watercolour challenge for teenagers.
'Just ignore your father - he's been dabbling in the occult again....'
'You call - we'll toss for Rape or Pillage!'
"That's NOT how we contact the Prince of Darkness..!!"
Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo
"Hey there, fella. Our time machine transported us to your period of history because we're huge Dark Ages buffs."
Eadred
Power outages
The murderer's confession
Dark Ages Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Dark Ages Enthusiast Mugs
Discover more history-inspired mugs that bring a medieval twist to your daily routine – perfect for Dark Ages fans seeking a touch of humor.
Dark Ages Enthusiast Pillows
Comfort meets history with our Dark Ages pillow collection. These decorative pillows add a medieval touch to any room, making them ideal gifts.
Dark Ages Enthusiast Prints
Decorate your space with our Dark Ages prints—detailed, humorous, and perfect for history buffs wanting to showcase their passion.
Dark Ages Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our collection of medieval-themed t-shirts, featuring clever designs and historic references that make great gifts for Dark Ages aficionados.