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Rudy, stop thinking about it. About what? About how if the Dark Ages had never happened, we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now. Instead of poking acks on your me-phone, you'd have a chip implanted up your whatsits that'd let you do anything you could imagine. My phone says without the Dark Ages, we'd have had no Renaissance - so you science-haters are responsible for my me-phone. Stalemate.
Eadred
Herman Mankiewicz
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
Star Wars vs Star Trek
Jimmy Cagney.
Diego Velasquez
100 best beheadings
A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.
'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'
"Homes on Holmes"
I'm Spartacus.
Early attempts at standardising currency.
King Kong
Movies through the decades.
To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?
'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'
Robert Mitchum
'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'
The Pride of Frankenstein
'Here's looking at you, kid...'
"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."
Janet Leigh
Gene Tierney caricature
At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.
Charlie Chaplin
John Wayne
"....To hear those options again, press the pound sign, or click your heels three times to return to the main menu."
Clark Gable.
How Witches Do Diabetic Testing.
'Shhh, Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' is on.'
Anna Magnani
Misery lit...
A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.
'5000 sparrows, 3000 crows, 800 swallows, 150 robins and two lovebirds... Yes Mr Hitchcock, that can be arranged...'
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