Dante Fan Gifts

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Zeus's Caddy

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The Dandy

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The Assumption of Mary

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

God's Law.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

God creating the galaxy.

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Mrs. Almighty.

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

News - Panto stars to strike.

"OK, OK, Dad. I'm up... I'm up."

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Closed Thursdays.

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

God's attempt to stay incognito failed.

'You rejected my great grandfather and my father. I demand you recuse yourself!'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature