Dante's Devotees Gifts

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

War and Peace

Give Thanks.

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Christmas 2020

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

"I was always afraid to read it before."

Early Photobomb

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Dante Alighieri

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

Thriller of the Week

Designated smoking area of the gods

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Visiting Santa

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'