Dante Enthusiast Gifts

Coming Soon- Trump Circle

Nimrod - The Giants (The Divine Comedy).

Gluttons (The Divine Comedy).

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

The Dandy

X-RAY

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Employee of the month.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Some scout he is!'

'Dali'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

Second Thoughts Wedding

Planet of the Ants

Valentine man in underpants.

"So you feel like you are constantly being followed?"

"It always amazes me how extremely simple creatures, with no capacity for communication, can achieve the appearance of joint decision-making."