Descant Devotee Gifts

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

La Dame aux Camelias

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

A man working on a model airplane

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Thriller of the Week

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

John Knox