Danger Skeptic Gifts

95mph fastball.

UK border controls relaxed.

Safety Barriers

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Coincidence or What?

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'What went particularly well?'

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

Your DNA is in the database.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

Knife-thrower.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"That'll keep them out."

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

Warning: this is a safe area.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Rules and procedure

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

"He's running with a tough crowd"