Danger Skeptic Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the cautious and questioning spirit of a danger skeptic? Our collection blends humor and insight, perfect for anyone who prefers to think twice before jumping in. Whether they love to analyze risks or simply enjoy a good laugh at their own cautious tendencies, these thoughtfully designed products offer a playful way to embrace their creative interest in skepticism.

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95mph fastball.

from $19.00

UK border controls relaxed.

from $19.00

Safety Barriers

from $19.00

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry." mockup

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

from $19.00

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..." mockup

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

from $19.00

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.' mockup

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

from $19.00

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

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Coincidence or What?

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'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.' mockup

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

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Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

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'Just putt the dang ball, already!' mockup

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

from $19.00

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes mockup

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

from $19.00

'What went particularly well?'

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"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits." mockup

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

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Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath. mockup

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

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Your DNA is in the database.

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"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems." mockup

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

from $19.00

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

"...did your last employer give you a reference?" mockup

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

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Knife-thrower.

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Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike mockup

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

from $19.00

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

This homeland security is getting out of hand. mockup

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

from $19.00

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.' mockup

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

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"That'll keep them out."

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"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes." mockup

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

from $19.00

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.' mockup

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

from $19.00

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.' mockup

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

from $19.00

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution" mockup

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

from $19.00

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic mockup

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

from $19.00

Warning: this is a safe area.

from $19.00

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

from $19.00

Rules and procedure

from $19.00

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger. mockup

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

from $19.00

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.' mockup

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

from $19.00

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud." mockup

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."

from $19.00

Danger Skeptic Gifts Collection

Danger Skeptic Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for the danger skeptic—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning routine.

Danger Skeptic Pillows

Explore pillows that celebrate cautious humor—comfortable, funny designs perfect for any skeptical space.

Danger Skeptic Prints

Browse our prints for the danger skeptic—bring playful, insightful art into their creative collection.

Danger Skeptic T-Shirts

Find clever t-shirts for the danger skeptic—ideal for those who enjoy expressing their cautious side with a bit of wit.