Danger Skeptic Pillows

95mph fastball.

UK border controls relaxed.

Safety Barriers

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Coincidence or What?

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

'What went particularly well?'

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Your DNA is in the database.

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"...did your last employer give you a reference?"

Knife-thrower.

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

This homeland security is getting out of hand.

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

"That'll keep them out."

"Your call and personal data may be monitored for brainwashing purposes."

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'

"Thanks for your input Branston, but I've decided to go with my intution"

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Warning: this is a safe area.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

Rules and procedure

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

"Full disclosure: I served five years for bank fraud."