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"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Upper West Side Story

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Boarway Show

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Body Building Mishap

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

'And how often have you been to see Die Fledemaus?'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Claude Debussy

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."