'See, here's where you screwed up.'
Dance Critic Gifts
Searching for a present for a dance critic? Our collection features cleverly designed items that combine their love for dance and sharp critique. Perfect for adding a splash of personality to their workspace or wardrobe, these gifts are as expressive as a well-executed performance. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that resonates with their artistic soul and keen eye for dance.
'No one ever does the robot.'
How's My Jiving?
"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."
"May I have this arythmic flail?"
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
Turn, turn and turn.
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."
The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over
"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"
A little bird told me...
At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')
Push for Disco...
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
Odette from Swan Lake
"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."
When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.
Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.
Moulin Rouge Security
'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'
Love Birds love dancing together
Dance.
Midsummer Night's Dream
Zumba
Modern Kids.
The New Year's Dance
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'
Danth battle?
Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."
Leaping
Take a bow!
"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."
"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"
Dance Critic Gifts Collection
Dance Critic Mugs
Discover our range of fun and stylish mugs tailored for dance critics, perfect for adding personality to their coffee break.
Dance Critic Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows decorated with dance-inspired motifs, perfect for resting after a long critique session.
Dance Critic Prints
View our stunning art prints that celebrate dance's beauty, perfect for the critic who loves to decorate with movement and grace.
Dance Critic T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty and artistic t-shirts designed for dance critics, ideal for showcasing their passion with humor.