
Annoying xylophone solicitors.
On the hunt for a clever gift for someone who loves critiquing street performances? Our collection offers fun, lighthearted items that celebrate their passion for watching and evaluating street acts. Perfect for critics who enjoy sharing their insights with a sense of humor.
Annoying xylophone solicitors.
'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'
Guitarist
"Extreme miming"
"That'll be five bucks."
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Saxophone Player.
Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"Caricatures $20"
'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'
Stepping on clown's shoe...
Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.
Street Organ - Monkey
The Drummer
'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
Mime marriage.
Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'
'No sniffing.'
"Play on."
"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."
People chasing a street performer to give money.
"The times – They have a changed."
"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."
A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.
'Nobody pays for music anymore.'
'They're bound to hurt at first.'
"Balloon animals $5.00"
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