Street Performance Gifts

An air guitarist is given an air donation.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Out of work, homeless, need saxophone lessons.

Stuart's grand plan to bring the good-time steel drum vibe of the Caribbean to Belle Haven, Connecticut, hits its first snag...

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

Street musician can't compete with modern CD players.

Organ grinder and monkey having swapped roles

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

World's Worst Chess Player! Play A Game And See $2

Standing ovation $5.

'You gotta love a swing state.'

Buskers' placard reads: 'Please give generously (or I play 'Angels' again)'.

'You have the right to remain silent...'

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Musicians

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Blast it's raining!'

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

One man band: Wife, kids and mother-in-law to support. (Base drum with Mother-in-law's face on it).

The Ignored Busker

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

'It used to be about the music man.' - According to his peers, the tambourine guy has sold out.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"Play on."

Extravagant busker.

Con artists.

'Lick your feet, 10p.'

'I wish I could play like that,'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Yeah, I'm a songbird, but I'm a city songbird. No tip, no singing."