Street Performance Enthusiast Gifts

The Shadow Fiddler

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"Hey, look! hey hey…. I'm pretending to be a statue!! Hey, look!!"

Opera for the Million.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Four years at the conservatory of music for this!"

"Just be yourself."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Theatre Crowd

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Caricatures $20"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Street Organ - Monkey

The Drummer

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Mime marriage.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"Play on."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.