Street Performance Enthusiast Gifts

The Shadow Fiddler

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"Hey, look! hey hey…. I'm pretending to be a statue!! Hey, look!!"

Opera for the Million.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Another invisible box? There's no room for the ones we have."

"I'd like to see you talk your way out of this."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"Four years at the conservatory of music for this!"

"Just be yourself."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"Extreme miming"

"That'll be five bucks."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Theatre Crowd

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Caricatures $20"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

The Drummer

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Street Organ - Monkey

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Mime marriage.

"Play on."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"The times – They have a changed."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."