"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."
Choreography Critic Gifts
Searching for a gift for a choreography critic? Celebrate their discerning eye with our cleverly crafted items that combine humor, appreciation for dance, and a touch of sophistication. Whether they’re reviewing ballet, jazz, or contemporary pieces, find a gift that moves as gracefully as they do.
'You've got 2 left feet'
The height of fashion in 1796
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')
"Say 'eh.'"
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
Odette from Swan Lake
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
Dancing with the Star Wars
Cossack dancers
Cygnets from Swan Lake
Orchestra conductor
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Moulin Rouge Security
Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
Ballet School - Ring For Attention.
'We are so in sync!'
Music Hall Dancers
Ballet dancer.
'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'
Interpretive napping
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
"How is it in Russia?"
"I'm after the history section."
Choreography Critic Gifts Collection
Choreography Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for choreography critics, blending humor and dance themes to brighten their day.
Choreography Critic Pillows
Add personality to any space with pillows designed for dance lovers and critics alike, combining comfort with artistic charm.
Choreography Critic Prints
Discover striking prints perfect for dance critics, showcasing elegant and humorous interpretations of movement and critique.
Choreography Critic T-Shirts
Find stylish and witty t-shirts for choreography critics, celebrating their passion for dance critique with clever designs.