Dance Critic Pillows

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

'No one ever does the robot.'

How's My Jiving?

"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A little bird told me...

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Push for Disco...

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Odette from Swan Lake

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Moulin Rouge Security

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Love Birds love dancing together

Dance.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Zumba

Modern Kids.

The New Year's Dance

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Danth battle?

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Leaping

Take a bow!

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"