Dance Critic Pillows

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

How's My Jiving?

"Really?! You are only interested in how well I dance? Wow you're shallow! Sorry, but it's not going to work out. . ."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Odette from Swan Lake

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Push for Disco...

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Love Birds love dancing together

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Moulin Rouge Security

Dance.

Midsummer Night's Dream

Zumba

Modern Kids.

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The New Year's Dance

Leaping

You're never too old for ballet!

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

Take a bow!