Dance Judge Pillows

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

"You have very low expectations."

How's My Jiving?

Ye East Middlelands Dance Competition: 'Heavy footwork! Extremely lumpy! No hip movement! Very dull! A disaster!'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Turn, turn and turn.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A little bird told me...

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Odette from Swan Lake

Push for Disco...

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Love Birds love dancing together

Moulin Rouge Security

Dance.

Modern Kids.

Zumba

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

The New Year's Dance

You're never too old for ballet!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Leaping

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Take a bow!

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."