Dance Banter Gifts

macarena free zone next 4 miles (sign on road)

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

No, I'm not getting you a beer while I'm up.

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Barrier around water cooler

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

In evolutionary terms, the "fight or flight or self-deprecating humor response" was brief.

"Been waiting long?"

"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Tap tap tap tap tap. Big whoop. What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop

'Bad news and good news, Tomano... they're abolishing my job and I'm taking yours.'

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"