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"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'Here comes Ted.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Barrier around water cooler

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

The Improvisational Wardrobe Ballet Company Presents: Afternoon of a Shower Curtain

"Been waiting long?"

'Bad news and good news, Tomano... they're abolishing my job and I'm taking yours.'

"What's the Chef's Surprise Sir? Well, he's VERY surprised his kitchen has just survived a visit from the Government Food and Hygiene Inspector!"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."