Band Mate Banter T-Shirts

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"Is that neat whisky?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

Band Practice

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

Pachelbel at weddings

Tip Responsibly

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

"Been waiting long?"

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Weddings...

'You think it's EASY being a buffer state?'

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"So how long have you worked here, Baldo?"