Band Mate Banter Pillows

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Band Practice

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

Tip Responsibly

Pachelbel at weddings

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

"Plus cute. Did I mention extremely cute, for a fusion chef?"

"Ever notice that you finish my sentences and. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, BOO! Did I scare you? Regards, Rick in Seattle. (Actual reader letter). Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com. Yeah, I'm really scared. Aren't you, Rudy? Boo, Rudy! Boooooo! That, however, terrifies me. Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu.(This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-07)

"Been waiting long?"

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Weddings...

"I'm saving my abstinence for marriage."

'You think it's EASY being a buffer state?'

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"It's not what you think. I'm from South Dakota."

"And the first question is. . . What the f**k are you looking at. . ??"