Bandmate Banter Pillows

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Is that neat whisky?"

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"I tell the truth, and sometimes it's funny."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"