Bandmate Banter Gifts

"Can Roger come out and improvise?"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

World Cup Fever

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"Is that neat whisky?"

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'It was a gift.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Did you spill my pint?'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

"I tell the truth, and sometimes it's funny."

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."