Bandmate Banter Lover Gifts

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"Do you think we should get a pet?"

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Here comes Ted.'

"It's Olive isn't it?"

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"That's okay, I lost my wife years ago. Worst poker hand I ever played."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

BEER BELLY

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."