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"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

COWMIKAZES

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Band Practice

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'I just read that in order to get the same benefit as lab mice got from taking resveratrol, you'd have to drink 1,000 bottles of wine per day. For you, that would mean cutting back.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

"That's very deep house."

'Sorry I'm late: It's hard to keep track of time when you work in complete darkness...'

'I'm reclaiming my roots.'

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."