Bandmate Buddy T-Shirts

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

Music Lessons

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Animal Band.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Do you know what girls want?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Band Practice

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"Fascinating!"

The Icebreaker

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"Had half of Fox-and-Friends gnawing my ass this morning."

"She's high maintenance. I love her."

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

Sports Bar ???

Last Call of the Wild

Bee Bar

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

'The doctor said I should cut down on my alcohol intake, so I've stopped eating wine gums.'

"That's it?"

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'