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Snow White and Dave Dee

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Animal Band.

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Dino Fest

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Band Practice

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

Guitar Hero.

'Elton John'

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'I'm with the band.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"We could start a band."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Tom Waits.

Cymbal player has a bruised nose from playing his instrument.

"Right from the top but who ever finishes first get the drinks in."

Marilyn Manson

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."