Daily Life Management Gifts

Errands: the Magazine for the Errands Life Style

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

How to injury yourself as an adult

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

"I like the idea of getting rid of our junk food, but instead of throwing the fridge out, you could've just thrown the food out."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Pawn to King Four."

"As C.E.O., I try to look at the big picture, while J.G., as president, sees to the day-to-day operations."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"Will your spiritual journey take you anywhere near the shops?"

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I, too, get the twisties."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'

My diet sheet says only one ice cream a day. (Has giant ice cream cone).

'What do you mean exactly, when you say you want to talk about flexible working?'

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

Woman Dancing.

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

"Relax? RELAX? have you paid ANY attention to the world lately?"