Daily Life Expert Gifts

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Broken since March

"And that was my day at the office. Thanks, Alice, you've been a great audience!"

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

"Thanks Mum, but I prefer to use twitter to enlarge the microcosms of daily life."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

Renaissance Zone

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

Rashomon of West 84th Street

T-Shirts. Just do it. Just watch it.

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

'I'm bored.'

"Pawn to King Four."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"I hope this isn't meant to be a criticism of our current life style."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

"I, too, get the twisties."

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'

Hand drying method for kids.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Woman Dancing.

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

Modern Slavery

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.