Daily Life Epicure Gifts

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

The wonderful world of cheese.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'If that is a toenail, it is a French toenail.'

How to injury yourself as an adult

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

Survival of the Foodiest

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

"So is that enough 'putting out' for you?"

"Pawn to King Four."

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'

'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

"I, too, get the twisties."

'I like waking up every morning to see what opportunities and challenges the new day holds for me.'

Treat at the Colinderies.

"I don't know about your oil, but the goulash you're cooking in your crankcase looks done."

Man leaving house with 'The world ends at noon today sign' "What do you want for dinner, dear?"

Woman Dancing.

Subscribe to The Times? Girl Scout cookies? Donate to the food bank? Bob only needed a few items, but first he had to walk the Solicitor Gauntlet.

"Excuse me for a moment. I have to go and refinance this dinner bill."

The much more typical...Renaissance Man.

"Relax? RELAX? have you paid ANY attention to the world lately?"