Daily Learning Skeptic Gifts

'We learned in school today that you learn something new every day, but I don't believe it!'

Computer Room.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"If your dad is truly the King of the Jungle, why can't you ask him to abolish school?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

The other digital divide.

Coincidence or What?

'You're FLUNKING me? - Doesn't SENIORITY count for anything around here?'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

Russian war crimes

Incredible

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'