Daily Decompression Pillows

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Commutobile

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

A usual day.

'You're late!'

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Every Day is a Gift

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

My Day - elevator magazine

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

"Pawn to King Four."

Commuter X-Ray