Daily Decompression T-Shirts

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Commutobile

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'My therapist defines insanity as doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.'

A usual day.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'You're late!'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Don't get caught."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Every Day is a Gift

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

The Twelve Labors of Hercules of Elmhurst

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"I usually wake up screaming at six-thirty, and I'm in my office by nine."

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

'It's not a bad place to work - if you can stand the routine.'

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

My Day - elevator magazine

"If you really want to stay on here, Wiles, you're going to have to give more effort."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Commuter X-Ray

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Please continue to hold, but feel free to switch hands.

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."