Daily Affirmation Devotee Pillows

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Courage. Love.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Chris Froome

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

The Blob's Blog.

Olympic Torch Training

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Dear Diary

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

No news is good news.

Give Thanks.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Anais Nin.

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

The Diary

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'