Daily Affirmation Devotee Pillows

"Now, how about some affirmations to balance all this negativity?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Courage. Love.

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

The Blob's Blog.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Olympic Torch Training

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Dear Diary

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Give Thanks.

No news is good news.

Anais Nin.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

The Diary

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'