Daily Mantra Devotee Pillows

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

Dear Diary

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

No news is good news.

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"Is something bothering you?"

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

Anais Nin.

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"She wrote a diary, not a blog."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

Chicken Affirmations

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."

The Diary

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."