Motivational Mantra Lover Pillows

Stop smoking help line

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

Think Big.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"Your aptitude is important, but more important for success is your attitude."

'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'

"Is something bothering you?"

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

Hang in There!

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Unclear on the carrot-and-stick concept

Shape up

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

'He's my personal trainer. He's a bit expensive, but his motto is: 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'...'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'