Daddys_girl Pillows

Hiding behind dad.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A is for Arse.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y with dad.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."