Daddys_girl Gifts

Hiding behind dad.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'A is for Arse.'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

D.I.Y with dad.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.