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"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

Cry babies.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.