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"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Bryan Ferry

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Fossil record player.

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Glyndebourne

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Boombox

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Ray Davies