Dad Rock Enthusiast Pillows

"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

Cry babies.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Italica

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Eric Clapton.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Tina Turner

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

Johnny Winter.

Nick Cave

Ringo Starr

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Not-so-easy listening...

Nick Cave

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'