Dad Rock Enthusiast Pillows

"He made me promise I'd never mistreat you. Then he made me sit and listen to three house of dad rock."

Cry babies.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Elfis"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.