Dachshund Owner Gifts

Wiener Dog . . . Dog Wiener

Dog Walking Services

'That was fun!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Love a Mutt

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Dogs life

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Epic Battles

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Santa Dog

NOVA. Don't worry --- The "vacuum of space" is not that kind of vacuum.

Halo Frisbee.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"It makes me want to pee."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."