Dachshund Devotee Gifts

Dachshund grown chart

'Is he sitting?'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'The ranch-style house is for our wiener dog.'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting dachshunds.'

Dachshunds chasing Weinermobile.

Wiener Dog Meets a Hot Dog Wiener

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Will you be long?'

'Quit referring to me as a Low Rider.'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"That's my favorite dog right there."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Dog yoga

Canine Companion

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'