Dachshund Enthusiast Gifts

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

Daschund Warning

A dog suffering from hypochondria.

A pack of wild weenie dogs.

Long Dachshund

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

The "Dachs" Side of the Moon

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'