Dachshund Enthusiast Pillows

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

'My wife and I just bought a dachshund.'

Daschund Warning

A dog suffering from hypochondria.

A pack of wild weenie dogs.

Long Dachshund

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"