Da Vinci Code Enthusiast Gifts

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Silicon Vale

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'You need to think outside the box.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Alan Turing

Computer College Graduation.

"Magnificent light today, chief."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"My website earned $168 million last year. But as you can tell, I personally haven't made one penny."

Error 404: Image not Found.

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

'For outstanding work in computer science, I present you with this activation key to the city!'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"I must get a life"

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

'Which of us can resist the technological advance?'

"You are going to pay for stealing my text editor! You have my Word!"

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."