Czechoslovak History Gifts

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"She wishes to range free!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

Hooray for Bollywood!

A prehistoric football match.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

House hunting is cruel.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

Pubertry

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

Red Carpet

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Rocket priced prams.

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'